Schitt’s Creek‘s character Moira Rose is certainly an unforgettable person. From her eccentricities to her bold outfits, Moira is a force to be reckoned with. She has a funny way of showing her love for her family, but she loves them deeply and truly.
She has freaked out many a time, and she is known for being dramatic and theatrical, which in turn provides some emotional quotes. These quotes are easy for fans to love and repeat, and they celebrate Moira for who she is.
Moira is invited to audition for a part in a film, and she’s thrilled at the idea of returning to the acting business. She asks for David’s help to film the audition, but becomes quite offended by David’s comments on the film’s script, namely its mediocre dialogue.
“And would that be a note? A note, coming from my son?! Who I carried for almost a full seven months, to an actress who has been short-listed for more than seven major made for television motion pictures? The script is nothing more than a jumping off point.”
However, Moira is more optimistic than her son in regards to the film’s potential.
Moira and David have quite the cooking experience while trying to whip up an old recipe of Moira’s to serve for family dinner. They don’t understand what it means to ‘fold in’ the cheese, and argue about it, with David ultimately giving up, and Moira making a guess as to how to fold the cheese, and then doing so incorrectly.
Cooking wasn’t the Rose family’s strong suit, especially for Moira and David, as they had no patience for cooking or its instructions.
Moira is frustrated at the fact that, no matter who she has scour the internet for nude photos of herself, the photos simply cannot be found. Even worse, she has both Stevie and her children look online for her, as Moira can’t type and doesn’t wish to relive her days as a secretary, in her own words.
Ultimately, Moira is disappointed at being unable to find them, nostalgic for how she once looked, and is discouraged until Johnny tells her about a photo he has of her, and she subsequently wants to upload it. Moira’s confidence is certainly great, and her devastation at the fact that no one could find the photos is certainly an uncommon reaction.
“That we should strive for something that sets us apart from the prison baby. Greenery! We need greenery! Flowers, boxwood trees! Two sets each for the café, and the motel. And then a citywide clean up, and I will not take no for an answer.”
“Good evening, everyone, welcome to the marriage of Patrick Brewer and David… David Rose. We are gathered here today to celebrate the love between two people, whose lives were ostensibly brought together by the fated flap of a butterfly wing.”